UM WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABT THE CORPSE BEING DEVOURED BY HOUSE PANTS???
found the clipping from the time my cousin was in the weekly world news because he lived in the world’s most flammable house. #bornfamous
also lol @ that article name. MAN LIVES IN A FUCKIN WOODPILE AND LOVES IT, JUST LIVING IN A PILE OF WOOD.
Helping your boyfriend zip up his superhero suit before you both go to work.
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS
- LOL - lots of legbones
- SMH - skeletons murdering humans
- FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
- WTF - waxing the fibula
- OMG - outta my grave
- FFS - for friendly skeletons
"I saw, or fancied I saw, the room and its furniture just as I had seen it last, except that it was very dark, and I saw something moving round the foot of the bed, which at first I could not accurately distinguish. But I soon saw that it was a sooty-black animal that resembled a monstrous cat. It appeared to me about four or five feet long, for it measured fully the length of the hearthrug as it passed over it; and it continued to-ing and fro-ing with the lithe sinister restlessness of a beast in a cage." - Le Fanu, “Carmilla”
The Ladies of Terra Formars
Requested by phobphil.
Are there no fucking butterflies in japan
I’M ON MOBILE AND CAN’T OPEN THE IMAGE BUT PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS REI RYUUGAZAKI IN HIS BUTTERFLY SWIMSUIT